All Things Mystical Gifts

Psychic Hotline: Don't call us - we'll call you!!

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Mermaid Art

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Nikolay Rerih

Giant Sale!

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"You wanna put that back?"

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

Greek goddess

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Walkies with the Stars

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

Shakespearean Actor

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"Is that before or after tax?"

Superstitious Black Cat

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Must be Pandora's.'

Centaur Driver