"You're not a goat person?"
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Grimm's Fairytales - The Elfin-grove
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'
'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'
The Witches Discover The Wok
"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
Tiny Visions
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"
Czarcasm
'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'
"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."
'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'
"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'
Wikipedia...
Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.
"Do you have an appointment?"
God's Phone
"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."
'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'
Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."
"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."
'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'
"All the celebrities come here."
'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'
"You are going to have lots of puppies."
Witches of Instagram
'Your future looks charming.'
"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."
YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.
'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'
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