Alkane Aficionado T-Shirts

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The DaVinci Code

Alien David statue

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Second hand furniture.

Hair Crop Circle

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

A vampire in a canoe.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Apple Pie Abduction

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Take me to your Larder!"