Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.
Alkane Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the alkane aficionado in your life? Explore our collection of clever, creatively designed items that highlight their passion for hydrocarbons. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, these gifts add a personal touch to their chemistry enthusiasm. Perfect for students, teachers, or anyone obsessed with organic chemistry, our products turn scientific passion into fun, everyday items that spark conversation and joy.
"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."
Invasion Of The Summer Aliens
The DaVinci Code
Alien David statue
Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO
"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
Second hand furniture.
Hair Crop Circle
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen
A vampire in a canoe.
'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'
'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'
"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."
'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'
'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'
'Gravity...Go figure!'
"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."
'Look at that! Peanuts!'
"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."
"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."
An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'
'First the dinosaurs, now this...'
Apple Pie Abduction
"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."
"Take me to your Larder!"
Alkane Aficionado Gifts Collection
Alkane Aficionado Mugs
Explore our range of chemist-approved mugs that humorously and proudly highlight alkane love—perfect for everyday use and sparking conversations.
Alkane Aficionado Pillows
Brighten their home with science-inspired pillows that showcase their love for hydrocarbons in a cozy, decorative way.
Alkane Aficionado Prints
Find unique prints that celebrate alkanes and organic chemistry—excellent for personalizing their favorite space with scientific flair.
Alkane Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our witty and stylish alkane aficionado t-shirts—ideal for those who love to wear their chemistry passion with pride.