Arcane Aficionado Gifts

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Natural Disasters

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

No Soliciting

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Hats and Food

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"They’re real."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

A giant glass of red wine

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

The worm that churned!