Alkane Aficionado Pillows

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The DaVinci Code

Alien David statue

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Second hand furniture.

Hair Crop Circle

A vampire in a canoe.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Take me to your Larder!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The flies have landed.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."