Ikea Aficionado Gifts

"We got it on sale in IKEA!"

Recycled cardboard coffins are so light.

"Nicely illustrated but the plot's a bit thin."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Hair Crop Circle

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

The flies have landed.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption