Ikea Adventurer Gifts

'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Otto the SmartyCar!

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Easter Candy Island.

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The Desert Island Package

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"