Ikea Adventurer Pillows

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Island of Lost Guys.

Cometh the Cow!

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Phew, that was close."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

The Desert Island Package

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"AI tsumoney"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"