Ikea Fan Pillows

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Space Pioneer

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Raging Bull on Ice

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"Now you've done it!"

Go Britain!

'Take it outside!'

Penguins - one is skating.

White Wine on Ice!

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"It's about a bug who wakes up as a human."

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

"They say not to look a gifthorse in the mouth so this looks okay to me, Sarge."

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Early Signs of Spring: Skunk mating season begins.

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning he found himself transformed into a gigantic emoji.

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

Builders confused by new Ikea store plans.

Hashtag Woke Up Like This

The goal posts need to be moved to net zero

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.