Ikea Enthusiast Pillows

Builders confused by new Ikea store plans.

"He's been visiting IKEA with someone else."

'He left me all his furniture'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Apples for sale

Where Indian ink came from.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Penny

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

What your guitar says about you.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Futons/Futoffs

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'