Ikea Enthusiast Pillows

Builders confused by new Ikea store plans.

"He's been visiting IKEA with someone else."

'He left me all his furniture'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

Apples for sale

Where Indian ink came from.

Jarvis Cocker

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Penny

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

What your guitar says about you.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Trees tattoo

Nor'easter Island.