India Adventurer Gifts

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Thank-you God.'

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Draw your own path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Arf! Arf!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Shoot For The Moon

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Cometh the Cow!

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Phew, that was close."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Vacation Mobile

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"