India Adventurer Gifts

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Thank-you God.'

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Shoot For The Moon

Cometh the Cow!

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Phew, that was close."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Vacation Mobile

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde