Australia Adventurer Gifts

I'm the nanny.

An uneasy calm descended over Thompsons Road.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Shoot For The Moon

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"Fight or flight?"

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Pole Vaulting Club

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Emigrating to Oz.

Actually, we penguins can fly

BMX riding in Bavaria

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

Red Kangaroo

"Surf's Up."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

Super Real Baby Doll.

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

"On your left."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'It's that bloody Fagin, picking our pockets again! '

Man painting kangaroo sign awaits the correct model.