Balkan Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Ukraine Crisis

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Nato Membership

EU

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

A politician's dream come true...

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Tsipras and Merkel

EU Polling Station

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Nor'easter Island.

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Merkel's shadow.

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

French Street.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

EU in a cul-de-sac?

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.