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The Vineyard

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

The interested bystanders.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'