Croatia Enthusiast Prints

Adrian Chiles

The Vineyard

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

The interested bystanders.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Segregated Beach

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.