Alien Tile Spotter T-Shirts

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Save Our Universe

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

Moon: Made in China

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

Airliner

We come in pieces!

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Two airplanes

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'Take me to your feeder,'