Alien Tile Spotter Pillows

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Save Our Universe

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

Moon: Made in China

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

We come in pieces!

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Airliner

Two airplanes

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"