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Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Racing

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

Local food for local consumption

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Do you mind!!?'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Man

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Ewww

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Stress'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Snail Coach

Congratulations! When are you due?