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Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'Winkles - they get everywhere!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Snail Racing

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Man

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Snail Coach

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Mail

'Stress'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'