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'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

MENSER the high IQ society

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

One Way/Two Ways.

Accident

Used space shuttle

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near