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'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

MENSER the high IQ society

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

It's for you.

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

Getting Closer

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Road signs of Aging

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Euston, we have a problem...'

One Way/Two Ways.

Fruit Bowl

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

Accident

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Used space shuttle

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near