Airport Planner Gifts

Couple with corner of runway in their living room - "Bloody airport expansion..."

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

Approaching Runway 3?

Carefree luggage.

"We only got six days of funding."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

The Scanner Of Love.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Disinformation booth.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Airport

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."