'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'
Aging Gracefully Savant Gifts
Looking for a gift for the aging gracefully savant? Our collection of playful and poignant items honors the beauty of gaining experience with humor and style. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a clever t-shirt, or a charming print, these gifts are made to delight and inspire those who embrace every age with grace and wit. Celebrate their journey with a thoughtful touch that says, 'You’re aging like a fine art.'
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."
Multi-Generational Books
'Man...You age great!'
A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.
"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"
(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll
"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."
An old man exercising with hourglasses
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
Old Karate Master
Parts Department
"Went with the hair plugs I see."
"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."
"I noticed a few browns."
"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."
Aging Problems
"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."
'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
Don't have a hot flush....
"You're right, they are statins."
"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."
'It makes you look fifty years younger.'
A very fine vintage
The Aging of Underwear
"Miriam keeps me young."
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
"He's got a great future behind him!"
"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."
'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'
Aging Gracefully Savant Gifts Collection
Aging Gracefully Savant Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that perfectly capture the spirit of aging gracefully with humor and style.
Aging Gracefully Savant Pillows
Browse our pillows that add comfort and charm, celebrating the wisdom of aging beautifully.
Aging Gracefully Savant Prints
Discover prints that inspire and amuse, perfect for honoring the graceful journey of aging.
Aging Gracefully Savant T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that humorously and beautifully celebrate the journey of aging with wit and grace.