Age Perception Analyst Gifts

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Retirement Age

"Are you listening to me?"

"You should never ask her age unless it's carbon dating."

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'