Perception Analyst Gifts

"My birthday is coming up in a couple of days - don't you think you'd better get busy and take up a collection for my gift?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'Your attention span is not very long.'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

"No, actually. 40 is the new 60."

Unreliable Narrator

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

'Thirteen'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

Berkeley Webcams

"That's not the real me."

Everyone thinks they can do it

Clothes Make the man...

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Eyebrows."

"I just paint what I see."