Perception Artist Gifts

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

The Map of the human brain

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Woman looking into a mirror

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Perspective Repair

Painting.

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Thirteen'

'This should come out just right.'

Everyone thinks they can do it

Unreliable Narrator

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Eyebrows."

"I have great powers of observation. All I did in school was watch the clock and stare out the window."

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

The curse that afflicts abstract painting.

"This is the only spectacle frame that fits your special needs, sir."

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

"My birthday is coming up in a couple of days - don't you think you'd better get busy and take up a collection for my gift?"