Perception Detective Gifts

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"It's a setup."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

We have control of you brain.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"See...polystyrene!"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

Artists without borders.

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"They're not home.."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

'Thirteen'