Perception Detective Prints

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Famous Optical Illusions!

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"It's a setup."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"See...polystyrene!"

We have control of you brain.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"Do you have any books on perception?"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"They're not home.."

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

Artists without borders.

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.