Perception Philosopher Gifts

Unreliable Narrator

"He enjoys the same perversions as me, he doesn't enjoy the same perversions as me..."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"Do you have any books on perception?"

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"That's not the real me."

Berkeley Webcams

'Thirteen'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Clothes Make the man...

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

"Eyebrows."

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"I just paint what I see."

'Greg feels he now has the answer. All people, he believes, are parodying themselves.'