Perception Philosopher T-Shirts

Unreliable Narrator

"He enjoys the same perversions as me, he doesn't enjoy the same perversions as me..."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"Do you have any books on perception?"

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"That's not the real me."

Berkeley Webcams

'Thirteen'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Clothes Make the man...

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

"Eyebrows."

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"I just paint what I see."

'Greg feels he now has the answer. All people, he believes, are parodying themselves.'