Pioneer Of Perception T-Shirts

"This is the only spectacle frame that fits your special needs, sir."

Out of control

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

American Venn diagram

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Famous Optical Illusions!

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Thirteen'

Unreliable Narrator

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

Berkeley Webcams

"That's not the real me."

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'