Perception Philosopher Pillows

Unreliable Narrator

"He enjoys the same perversions as me, he doesn't enjoy the same perversions as me..."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Famous Optical Illusions!

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"That's not the real me."

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

'Thirteen'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Berkeley Webcams

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Eyebrows."

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

Clothes Make the man...

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

'Greg feels he now has the answer. All people, he believes, are parodying themselves.'

"I just paint what I see."

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."