Perception Philosophers Gifts

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

Objects may appear fairer than they actually are.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Confirmation Bias

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"Do you have any books on perception?"

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

Unreliable Narrator

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

'Thirteen'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Berkeley Webcams

"That's not the real me."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"Eyebrows."

Clothes Make the man...

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"I just paint what I see."