Perception Philosophers Gifts

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

Objects may appear fairer than they actually are.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Famous Optical Illusions!

Confirmation Bias

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

Everything looks better through rose-tinted glasses.

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

Unreliable Narrator

'Thirteen'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

Berkeley Webcams

"That's not the real me."

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"Eyebrows."

Clothes Make the man...

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"I just paint what I see."

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."