Perception Artist Mugs

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

The Map of the human brain

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Woman looking into a mirror

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

"It's not that you're a failure. It's that you completely lack the capacity for success."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"Do you have any books on perception?"

Perspective Repair

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Painting.

Artists without borders.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Thirteen'

Everyone thinks they can do it

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

Unreliable Narrator

'This should come out just right.'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Eyebrows."

"I have great powers of observation. All I did in school was watch the clock and stare out the window."

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

The curse that afflicts abstract painting.

"This is the only spectacle frame that fits your special needs, sir."