Age Gracefully Aficionado Gifts

Having a senior moment

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Multi-Generational Books

'Man...You age great!'

Ed's receding hairline!

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Aging Problems

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Don't have a hot flush....

The Aging of Underwear

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'They want your underwear.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

Four Stages of Christmas.

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Timmy, thirty is the new fifty.'

'I can't leap tall buildings in a single bound like I used to.'

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"