Age Gracefully Aficionado Prints

Having a senior moment

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Multi-Generational Books

'Man...You age great!'

Ed's receding hairline!

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Aging Problems

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

The Aging of Underwear

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Saguaro Cacti.

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'I can't leap tall buildings in a single bound like I used to.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.