Age-defying Raconteur Pillows

'I'll scream if one more person claps when I tell them how old I am.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Max Beerbohm

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

Optimistic Aging...

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

Still hip, but not much hop.

She IS a raisin

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"75"

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

'You know you're 40 when...'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."