Age-defying Reveler Pillows

We are 50 going on 15...

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

Still hip, but not much hop.

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"75"

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

'You know you're 40 when...'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"