Age-defying Dreamer Pillows

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

Boyishly old

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'He's going to say how good I look for my age.' -- 'He needs to give up smoking, drinking, do more exercise, take up swimming...' -- 'LIES!'

'I want to look ten years younger.'

"I've reached that age where everyday I wake up wishing I wasn't this age."

Hair today - gone tomorrow.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Girl trying to be a woman

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Man throwing a paper dart.

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

The Fountain of Youth.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"75"

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."