Age-defying Idealist Pillows

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Biblical Teenager

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

She IS a raisin

Optimistic Aging...

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

"75"

Still hip, but not much hop.

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."