Age-defying Idealist Mugs

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Biblical Teenager

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

"It's a digital tattoo. It changes every time it's no longer age appropriate."

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"75"

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Still hip, but not much hop.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'You know you're 40 when...'