Age-defying Philosopher Mugs

"This birthday qualified him to be tapped as a fossil fuel reserve."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I'm here for the hair."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Young Galileo

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.