Age-defying Philosopher T-Shirts

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"I'm here for the hair."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Philosopher trading cards.

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Young Galileo

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"