Age-defying Artist Pillows

'Apparently the reunion photographer didn't photoshop enough.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"Our health insurance premium doubled. Our age is now a pre-existing condition."

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

Still hip, but not much hop.

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

She IS a raisin

Antiques

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

You are growing old

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"I'm starting to look old."

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

'Mum, you just HAVE to stop lying about your age, otherwise everyone will think that you are younger than me!'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

Nancy Pelosi Gets a Speakership By Agreeing to Just Four More Years. How Many Years Does She Have Anyway?

'To absent teeth.'

"You realise, in cosmological years, we're not very old at all."

We are 50 going on 15...