Age-defying Artist T-Shirts

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Antiques

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"I never thought you'd live to be 90 either. By the way, you're only 67."

Still hip, but not much hop.

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"I'm starting to look old."

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'To absent teeth.'

'Mum, you just HAVE to stop lying about your age, otherwise everyone will think that you are younger than me!'

We are 50 going on 15...

'I want to look ten years younger.'