Age-defying Optimists Pillows

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

Do-over

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

World News for 2018

The Manifestation of Dreams

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"Room for bigger presents!"

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

New ruling on ageism makes a difference.

Mobility Park.

Cats Always Land on Their Feet, "So I got this great job the day after we were made redundant"

'I want to look ten years younger.'

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'