Optimists In Disguise Pillows

Being under a cloud has its advantages. . .

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Try not to worry.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'Half-empty, yet I can't complain...'

Do-over

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

The Manifestation of Dreams

World News for 2018

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Cup half full

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

'Ms Dolan, when hanging up, please stop wishing clients a happy recession.'

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

No Mourners

Cats Always Land on Their Feet, "So I got this great job the day after we were made redundant"

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'