Optimists In Disguise Pillows

Being under a cloud has its advantages. . .

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"It all looks fine to me."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Try not to worry.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

'Half-empty, yet I can't complain...'

Do-over

"My glass is half empty"

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

Cup half full

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

World News for 2018

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

The Manifestation of Dreams

One blade of grass shouting to the others. 'Thems that get shat upon 'ill be tha lucky ones!'

'Ms Dolan, when hanging up, please stop wishing clients a happy recession.'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

No Mourners

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

Cats Always Land on Their Feet, "So I got this great job the day after we were made redundant"

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'