Optimists Turned Realists Pillows

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Do-over

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

'Half-empty, yet I can't complain...'

The Dungeon

World News for 2018

The Manifestation of Dreams

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Japanese disaster

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

'Don't give up hope, Steve -- they may decided to relocate a football franchise here!'

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

'On a positive note, we're bottom feeders: We can't go lower than that...'

Cats Always Land on Their Feet, "So I got this great job the day after we were made redundant"

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

"This new job of mine is like paradise."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'Hi. The Bluebird of Happiness retired. I'm the Bluebird of Things Could Be Worse.'

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."