Optimistic Realists Pillows

'A good thing about our decline in fortune is, we're no longer plagued with industrial spies!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Six Thinking Hats

Protest

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."