Optimistic Realists Prints

'A good thing about our decline in fortune is, we're no longer plagued with industrial spies!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Six Thinking Hats

Protest

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It all looks fine to me."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Inbox and Outbox

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Coronovirus dreams