Optimist Prints

"But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness, so who cares?"

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

Actually, this is just the beginning

Cow dreams of being on the other side of the fence.

True Humility - Curate's Egg.

'Be quiet, I'm trying to tell you that I don't love you anymore, and the marriage is off!'

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

So far so good.

'Hi love, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, the airbags work.'

'I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams. Luckily, my dreams aren't that wild.'

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Blessings in disguise.

Area around a woman remains dry in a rainstorm.

Lemon zest...

Miserable Man and Happy Man

Please Contact National Geographic Magazine - You Belong to the Rarest Life Form on Earth

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

ACME REFRIGERATOR, 'But on the plus side, we don't owe anybody a dime!'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Wishful Thinking

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

Chasing Dreams.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Sun shining, birds singing - today I feel on top of the world!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I must say, you get a wonderful view up here."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'I wonder if the grass is really greener up there?'

Flower growing from a bomb.

'Look on the bright side - we finally have time to work on our tans.'

'Just when I've begun to think ice cream makes the world a perfect place...'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'